aint no fun unless the homies get some

stumbled across a website called "i bang the worst dudes", and its really funny. http://sorrymom.tumblr.com

heres a little sample:

"I “dated” this fine piece when I first moved to the city. He would do a shitload of coke then try to titty fuck me with his scary pencil dick and the worst lube ever for hours on end. He also would beg me to fuck his roommate and would repeat “ain’t no fun unless the homies get some” over and over. Wow."