Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
ok, LOST season finale just ended
BEST SHOW EVER!!!! seriously, its gonna be so hard to wait 8 more months for another episode! anyways, even if you don't watch the show, watch this clip...and try not to get emotional...I DARE YOU!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
GUESS WHAT?!!!
sounds to me like JAWN is jealous of chaz ortiz...i mean i don't know about you but i don't see that little bitch JAWN lyden doing front board kickflip out on rails IN CONTESTS!!!! sounds like peanut butter and jealousy to me....on the other hand that kid is good but he's NO SHECKLER!!!! PLUS his shoes and tee weren't DOPE enough.
p.s. im only JKing...kinda
What is a Kook?
well this clip is full of them...but mainly this little kid Chaz Ortiz. He may not seem bad starting out in the video, but then at about 1:50 he mentions how hard he's been "training" for the up coming contest. How lame is that? TRAINING FOR SKATEBOARDING? ITS NOT THE OLYMPICS U IDIOT ITS SOMETHING YER SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE ITS FUN AND ESSENTIALLY BECAUSE ITS NOT A SPORT AT ALL. KOOK'D 4 LIFE U LITL BICH!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
noname!
incase you missed the sick video game castle...heres another angle. me and john are gonna fix it up and make millions.
k gotta go wash myself
k gotta go wash myself
Not much goin on lately
just been hangin out and skatin...in fact, me, mark, chase n jacob are going to no name skatepark tomorrow. should be fun. Danny is in New York at the moment, wat a jerk! You can thank him for the sick new picture at the top!
but lets get down to the real issue that is on everyone's mind right now...the fate of pro skateboarder and molester Brian Patch.
"Brian Keith Patch, 36, of Westminster is accused of committing a lewd and lascivious act with a 15-year-old girl."
Poor guy...have you seen 15 year olds lately???? She probably said she was 18 too...oh well.
That gets me thinking about that show "To Catch a Predator" or whatever, where those 40 something year old losers are set up by little hussies over the internet to come over and hang out. You gotta feel sorry for them at least a little bit.
I'm not a creep, I swear.
Oh well, Brian Patch...that sucks, i guess check an i.d or somethin next time...but how geeky would that be...TOTAL TURN-OFF RITE!
stay tuned for up-dates from No Name in about 10 hours.
but lets get down to the real issue that is on everyone's mind right now...the fate of pro skateboarder and molester Brian Patch.
"Brian Keith Patch, 36, of Westminster is accused of committing a lewd and lascivious act with a 15-year-old girl."
Poor guy...have you seen 15 year olds lately???? She probably said she was 18 too...oh well.
That gets me thinking about that show "To Catch a Predator" or whatever, where those 40 something year old losers are set up by little hussies over the internet to come over and hang out. You gotta feel sorry for them at least a little bit.
I'm not a creep, I swear.
Oh well, Brian Patch...that sucks, i guess check an i.d or somethin next time...but how geeky would that be...TOTAL TURN-OFF RITE!
stay tuned for up-dates from No Name in about 10 hours.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
MARK FOUND THE LIST
of possible names for the video, check it out:
"dad's gonna be mad"
"wheelbite!"
"pass me a tissue, i gotta steeze"
"boob goggles"
"one more try"
"i'm so bored"
"where should we skate?"
"i'm over it"
"kill'em"
"black sheep is a vortex"
"skate for jesus"
"$kate for fun"
"mini ramp party"
"marks mini ramp"
"we stopped sucking eachother off long enough to make a video"
"what no terror show?"
"where's fresca"
"the myspace life"
"way too sorry"
"stick the trick you pussy"
"really really sorry"
"john loves god...what a fag"
"BURN!"
"let's meet at sheep"
"wanna play skate"
"does that count?"
"wanna race?"
"you can't skate here"
"no vaseline"
"20 minutes"
"this wont last long"
"peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
"cum on my griptape"
"what we do when we arent on myspace"
"life outside myspace"
"i'll talk to you online"
"who will rise"
"beautifulkillers"
"mark has nice abs"
"artsy"
"not artsy"
"my ugly face"
"skate less"
"marcus madeout with john"
"don't stop believing"
"cafeteria cockfest 4"
"passion in the jailhouse"
"MEATing at blacksheep"
"this video is sick"
"dude where's my skateboard"
"another shitty charlotte video"
"i fell on my keys"
"live from the terror show"
"picking up change"
"tough guy hats"
"A.A. luvs us"
"life sucks"
"playing with wood"
"show your boners"
"crystal lake revisited"
"i had sex with micheal myers"
"pure luck"
"the lurkers"
"a place for friends"
"we love muska"
"epicly bored"
"holes in the atmosphere"
"hoes in the atmosphere"
"the atmosphere video"
"killed by death"
"DEADER THAN DEAD"
"6+6+6=12"
"are you sponsored?"
"can you kickflip"
"just for fun"
"this spot sucks"
"this city sucks"
"my life sucks"
"filming sucks"
"we suck and we film"
"hard tricks and hard dicks"
"id rather be fuckin some skank"
"chicken"
"christian girls ruin skateboarders"
"john needs to move out"
"better than boone"
"dude we're going to grayson so dont forget your wrist gaurds"
"welcome to my life"
"myspace was broken long enough to make a video"
"jesse wears briefs"
"dad's gonna be mad"
"wheelbite!"
"pass me a tissue, i gotta steeze"
"boob goggles"
"one more try"
"i'm so bored"
"where should we skate?"
"i'm over it"
"kill'em"
"black sheep is a vortex"
"skate for jesus"
"$kate for fun"
"mini ramp party"
"marks mini ramp"
"we stopped sucking eachother off long enough to make a video"
"what no terror show?"
"where's fresca"
"the myspace life"
"way too sorry"
"stick the trick you pussy"
"really really sorry"
"john loves god...what a fag"
"BURN!"
"let's meet at sheep"
"wanna play skate"
"does that count?"
"wanna race?"
"you can't skate here"
"no vaseline"
"20 minutes"
"this wont last long"
"peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
"cum on my griptape"
"what we do when we arent on myspace"
"life outside myspace"
"i'll talk to you online"
"who will rise"
"beautifulkillers"
"mark has nice abs"
"artsy"
"not artsy"
"my ugly face"
"skate less"
"marcus madeout with john"
"don't stop believing"
"cafeteria cockfest 4"
"passion in the jailhouse"
"MEATing at blacksheep"
"this video is sick"
"dude where's my skateboard"
"another shitty charlotte video"
"i fell on my keys"
"live from the terror show"
"picking up change"
"tough guy hats"
"A.A. luvs us"
"life sucks"
"playing with wood"
"show your boners"
"crystal lake revisited"
"i had sex with micheal myers"
"pure luck"
"the lurkers"
"a place for friends"
"we love muska"
"epicly bored"
"holes in the atmosphere"
"hoes in the atmosphere"
"the atmosphere video"
"killed by death"
"DEADER THAN DEAD"
"6+6+6=12"
"are you sponsored?"
"can you kickflip"
"just for fun"
"this spot sucks"
"this city sucks"
"my life sucks"
"filming sucks"
"we suck and we film"
"hard tricks and hard dicks"
"id rather be fuckin some skank"
"chicken"
"christian girls ruin skateboarders"
"john needs to move out"
"better than boone"
"dude we're going to grayson so dont forget your wrist gaurds"
"welcome to my life"
"myspace was broken long enough to make a video"
"jesse wears briefs"
Saturday, May 17, 2008
seriously, how FUCKIN cool is Indiana Jones!!!
Here is another great example of a true American hero. I'm gonna go ahead and say he is the coolest guy ever, next to Andrew Reynolds. He carries a whip and beats the shit out of Nazis. I dont know about you, but I cant wait until the new Indiana movie comes out on friday. This is some of the best shit ever.
So in conclusion, I like Indiana Jones.
Friday, May 16, 2008
A BLAST FROM THE PAST
a little less than a year ago, the earth split open and out from hell came the Charlotte Skate video...there were many alternate name ideas tossed around that would have been way cooler, but thats what we ended up with. Well, anyways, here are a few parts from that piece of shit. I present to you, myself and mister Daniel Devlin.
im so pissed!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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